Google volcano

Google's secret volcano lair.

Google is like this massive database that anyone can search. It can tell you a whole lot of things, it can tell you who you are, where you are, what you are doing, what the answer is to life, the universe and everything is, basically a whole lot of things. Google is mostly a major threat to the earth, mostly due to it's brainwashing techniques used by anyone using words such as "free", "open source", and "not evil". Basically Google's main purpose in life is to infect your computer with their search engine, programs and anything that Google produces, then when Judgement Day comes, those programs will suddenly take over your computer and... I can't do it, as much as I hate Google. I will not bash them. I will however keep using Yahoo products to make Google feel inferior, how do you like that Google?