S marmite

This could be what he means, but he got confused.

Hindleyite? WTF does that mean? It could mean anything! It sounds Dutch but then they suck, so what the fuck could it be? Could be some kinda, I dunno YEAST EXTRACT cos it certainly sounds like that! CHRIST!

That guyEdit

Sometimes referred to as "that guy" Hindles is now setting up the Hindleyite trust which is setting out to find the true meaning of the name. I don't know cos I've never bothered to find out.

He also does not know how to make pasta.