Lawyers are people who help people sue other people. They're not evil, just misunderstood and bureaucratic. They wouldn't even save their own grandmother without having forms sent, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, and lost again. Most of these lawyers aren't very talented, mostly resulting in the breaking of thousands and thousands of hearts as they find out that they've lost everything to this one guy who should of been no match for a lawyer. Most Lawyers receive the cheapest training that money could possibly afford, therefore the explanation for the lack of skill that most lawyers have. Sometimes when battling a Level 90 opponent who has loads and loads of evidence against his client. He'll get extremely, extremely, lucky and make the client win big with promises of modest wealth and fortune. Mostly Lawyers play the legal game like it's a game show, and they're right. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but you don't want to lose do you?