The "tele".

Television or T.V. is a machine that displays moving pictures with sound. These moving pictures are known as T.V. shows or shows. Contrary to popular belief, T.V. is man's real best friend, not the Dog. When they first came out in stores, televisions were in black and white, had no remote, and were rather small. But, with the new found technology of the 21st Century, television turned into something better. To watch T.V. you simply seat your rear end on a comfortable Couch and turn it on with the remote. There are many variations of televisions and shows. There are big T.V.s and small ones. There are Comedy shows and Soap Operas. Some theorists theorize that T.V. is just a bunch of brainwashing gibberish that will rot your brain.